Behind the mask... is the truth

My SecretFate results (first test)

Yina you will be attacked by a kangaroo because of a rip in the space/time continuum rupturing part of your brain.

Yina you will star in several movies, and eventually set up a global empire to rule over the planet.

Yina, you will die at the age of 161 due to Borg assimilation.

My SecretFate results (second test)

Chuayina you will set up your own Ninja Mafia because of alien beings meddling with our reality.

Chuayina you will declare yourself a devout nudist, and eventually curse this website for predicting everything correctly.

Chuayina, you will die at the age of 218 due to angry Cenobites stealing your soul.

My SecretFate results(third test)

Yinanana you will be approached by the Mafia because of exposure to radiation.

Yinanana you will end up with a wooden leg, and eventually discover a way to use poo as a power source.

Yinanana, you will die at the age of 161 due to a fart lighting contest going horribly wrong.